Best Rum Cake Ever Joke

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Best rum cake ever joke.

Some of the variations of a rum cake that are known are a golden rum cake rum baba rum soaked cake and a few others. I told you face down on the floor. In a preheated oven to 325 bake the cake for 1 hours. Check the rum again.

Check the rum again and bo to ged. Funny joke i heard from a retired dad at a birthday party a man walks into a pub with a tiny box in one hand and a weird looking lamp in the other. Lol the original recipe calls for dark rum i had regular clear rum. It must be just right.

He takes a seat right at the bar orders a rum and coke and opens the little box. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality.

Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Once the cake is cooled invert the cake on a serving plate and pierce the top to make holes all over the cake. Let it cool and prepare the rum. 1 or 2 quarts rum.

In a saucepan melt the butter and mix in the water and sugar and boil for 5 minutes while stirring. Check the rum again and bo to ged. Turn off the heat and mix in the rum. To be sure the rum is of the highest quality pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.

Sample the rum again. Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Try it again with an electric beater beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Now select a large mixing bowl measuring cups spatula etc.

Add 4 eggs 1 2 cup cold water 1 2 cup vegetable oil and 1 2 cup baquardi rum 80 proof. With an electric mixer beat butter in large fluffy bowl. Before you start sample the rum to check for quality. It must be just right.

Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. 1 or 2 quarts rum. Baking powder not gun 4 c flour.

Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. 1 cup dried fruit. Therefore we have a black cake which has two names the second name is caribbean rum soaked fruit cake which is exactly what a rum cake is just with a little bit extras. Check that rum again for quality.

Recipe best rum cake ever. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Sample the rum again. Sugar and beat again.

Select a large mixing bowl measuring cup etc. 1 tsp baking soda.